THAT PHALLUS MAXIMUS: IT MUSHROOM WHICH IGNITES PASSION

Deep within the damp heart of the forest, shrouded in mystery, lies a mycelium known as the Phallus Maximus. Spoken to be laden with potent powers, this uncannily shaped mushroom has enthralled lovers seeking a flood of passion. Some believe that its potent aroma stimulates the physical currents within, leading one towards a state of blissful ecsta